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xtearsxofxbloodx:

If I tell you I’ve never smoked weed, will you give me free pot?

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5 months ago

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

(Source: ernbarassing, via dean-winchester-has-been-shaved)

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6 months ago

clubpengwin:

Ashley you sarcastic little bitch

(via heyfunniest)

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6 months ago
nerdfightersinyourpants:

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

I showed this to my sister and she said, “talk about lowering your standards.”

nerdfightersinyourpants:

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

I showed this to my sister and she said, “talk about lowering your standards.”

(Source: 4gifs, via thepigwholived)

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6 months ago

sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

(Source: im-moving-yo, via ebaydotcom)

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6 months ago

theroads-so-far:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

tupacabra:

mom: i made cookies!!

me:

image

where do gifs like this even come from? the pits of hell?

why do i relate to that gif so much tho

(via orgasmic-humor)

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6 months ago

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

(via knight-of-blood)

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6 months ago

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

(via therhinestonestothisstory)

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6 months ago

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via best-of-text-posts)

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6 months ago

angharadismyhero:

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.

I’m german.

I am oddly glad that this can happen.

(via laugh-addict)

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6 months ago

garchornps:

being put in charge of small children like

image

(Source: asterkid, via g-iggle)

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6 months ago

heicho-u:

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

(via g-iggle)

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6 months ago
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